Yo.

What's up? I've come in from space. Heard you helped with java. Thought I'd be beamed in. I've had to navigate past black holes and all sorts of stuff to get here.
I mainly speak Java with a little C++ and English, and Klingon (my main tongue, though I think I've mastered English.)

Hope to be welcome on this planet.

Welcome my friend.... Some quick advice now that you're on this planet: don't be weird on the forums this is supposed to be about programming not a sci fi convention......